Potatoes

Three of Austin's biggest (and strongest) residents have escaped one last mash.That summer, the owners of the Austin's Couch Potatoes furniture store announced their statues of three giant potatoes - resting on a huge couch that is a…

You have plywood bones. Their faces are painted on, they smile constantly, they never blink. They cannot move, and yet they have to. This is not the beginning of an episode of Tales from the Crypt, although there is some tension. You…